February 12, 2010

1001 rules for my unborn son

i love my girls.  there is nothing like having a little girl melt your heart.  but i have always wanted to be able to teach a little boy to always open doors for women, that the snow isn't going to shovel itself, and all the other manners a man should have. 

i have been eye balling this book for quite some time and finally have a reason to buy it.
advise in this book is appealling because it seems our culture is losing traditional standards of sensible behavior. 





















snippets from the book:
- after lighting a firecracker, stand back.
- always stop at a lemonade stand.  tip well.
- the pleats on a cummerbund face up.
- at a ballpark, never start the wave.  but don't let it die. 
- no one wants to watch you practice the guitar.
- eat lunch with the new kid. 
- if you need music on the beach, you're missing the point. 

1 comment:

  1. teach him the 'ol skool way sis. i like it.

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